Thursday, June 23, 2022

Vaudeville at the Transfer Warehouse


Telluride Arts, Telluride Theatre and the Wilkinson Public Library hosted a wonderful community Vaudeville event  at the Transfer Warehouse again Thursday, June 23rd, that drew a full house.  

Marko & Sally (Ryan & Meaghan?) were emcees, and did a lot of playful sketches and intros, especially a song skit called Stud & Babe. A bellydancer, my neighbor Tia performed a wild masked dance  and used twirling ribbons very impressively.  The We 3 a cappela choir of Amy, Leah and Joana did sumptuous harmonies. 

 A lovely fellow whose name I didn't catch had a  rollicking Lift Ticket song that had everybody singing along. Tim and Ek of Ragged Soles performed original music, as well as Ethan (solo) and For My Family (guitars, violin and singer).  Audience members competed for a demonstration of "Stupid Human Tricks" and Penelope Gleason won the prize for her facial movements.


The finale 

was Logan  & Nicko 

doing a burlesque skit

Logan was a 

wild dancer

The audience 

ate it up




Joanna Spindler did a wonderful piece that she premiered at the Telluride Mushroom Festival last year. I performed my Forever Wild piece about the town's saving of the Valley Floor


Forever Wild


The revolution's 

in the evolutions of the DNA solutions

Not the human convolutions of political pollutions


No bloke should have to choke 

to breathe the bloody smoke

& endure all the dope our dis-urban folk 

are force-fed & white-bred to buy buy buy buy


Rednecks know how the cattle go

& the sheep & the pigs at the rodeo

where the 4H ranch kids show & sell

their darling pets to the slaughterhouse vets


Hell, yes!

for grand prize ribbons & barbequed ribs


You better bet 

Daddy 

keeps a rifle loaded in his pickup

& if you’re a predator

he ain’t no host


As for Mama

she’s kicking up her heels at the Hitchin’ Post

so she can catch a little living

before the oven turns to toast


If we fast-food forward

where we seem to be headed

even the best will be bedded

in a sunset Sony big screen faux-dream

Mad Max Halloween


where they’ve stolen all the treats

in streets stripped of stars

chockfull of cars

on their way to the bars


The trick for the tramp

will be holding the lamp

so’s to be half slick enough

to slip past the thick stuff

they pour in our path


Fame. Fortune. The amenity math

whose sum shines so bright

there’s no time for fright


‘Cuz if you fall on your face

you’re out of the race


Look, you can't kick the habit 

if you can’t take the heat


So let's eat, McRedeye sez

the sweet meat of anger

that feeds into action

to halt the reaction of corporate factions


Fleecing the flocks & shaking their fists

Unleashing their chickenhawks

for pre-emptive hits


Time to call “Bullshit”

& Seattle their trade talks


Like Telluride did to that Blues & bruised

fat cat plan

to supersize & infill

the glacial till of the Valley Floor


No way said the townsfolk

who scraped, borrowed, begged 

& bought the sucker


An owner’s weighted bait

we refused to swallow 

or follow hook, line and sinker

to the gondola mandala big pond stinker


No, we realized right from the start

what shaded our eyes

& kept people apart


And you could too


You could dare to dream

To band together senior and teen

for the good of the land


Take an Earth First! stand

Toss a wrench in the machine


Let’s cut to the heart

with a smart green blade

& come to the aid of those who oppose

greed’s bottom line charade


Let’s embrace what’s wild

Pray for open space’s saving grace

Surround your town like we did our town


Where seven generations from now

we will enjoy free-roaming elk


Not a docile herd of cow

No jerkoff forest slum

No white boy trophy rum


Just the mountains’ mother

HUMMMMMMMMM



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